can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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