I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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