Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
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