She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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