but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
I'm having to shit out rocks
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