at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
then he tried to convert me to islam
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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