I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
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