Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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