he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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