If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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