I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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