Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Randomize
