Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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