Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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