oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
Randomize