he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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