IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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