1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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