I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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