Is it normal to miss your booty call?
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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