operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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