I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
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