i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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