i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
There r osticjed everywhere
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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