So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
Randomize