Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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