My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
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