I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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