I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
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