I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
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