i may or may not be watching the land before time
she smelled like a LAN party
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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