yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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