you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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