I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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