idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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