i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Randomize
