I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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