GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
It's rum buckets o'clock
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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