Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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