She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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