Quick, to the slutcave!
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
The beer is more important than you right now.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Shame - the story of my life.
Randomize
