Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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