Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I just blew my weed a kiss
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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