You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
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