i barfeds in our rink
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
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