I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
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