how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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