"it" just moved
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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