Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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