I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
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